Maggie and Mitch had this fun tag where you pick 3 things you'd do if you wouldn't get caught and didn't suffer consequences. Oh yeah! I need to narrow it DOWN to three...
1) Go dig and chase any kind of critter I feel like it without having to be put in the laundry tub by Mom. She is so picky about muddy feet in the house!
2) Eat all the carrots in the refrigerator; all the hot dogs, all the cheese, anything else, PLUS the big bag of doggie cookies in the kitchen, all the dog food in the big bag she keeps in a can, and all the people food... you said no consequences! Oh and eat all 4 rats Mom keeps in this PC room I'm using right now.
3) But what I'd REALLY like to do is get over the backyard fence and chase those rotten rabbits and squirrels and that FOX who all pass by and make me so mad. My people have fixed the fence so it's really much harder now to get out. I've done it before but not since they fixed it so I can't climb out anymore. Hmpf!
Mom had Uncle Dennis use the carpet shampoo-er tonight and he cleaned up all the carpet stains in the den, but we weren't allowed back on it, everyone had to go to bed when they were finished. I go upstairs and sleep with my people, it's no big deal for me!
Which is just what I'm going to do right now -- later everybody!
Love and snoozes,